72 Hilariously Funny Christian Pickup Lines

When you are trying to land the guy or girl of your dreams, why not try some of these funny Christian pickup lines?

No matter what age you are, dating is hard! Dating apps are popping up all over the place and it can be hard to really connect with someone.

Add to that, trying to find a good old Christian man or woman is even more difficult!

To me, church is the best place to meet Christian singles of all ages. Bonus points if they are also serving!

People can fake their profile on a dating app but to see they in action lets you see who they really are and if they are truly a man/woman of God!

Young couple out on a dinner date

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Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

If you are single and in a dating season, I’m sure you’ve heard some whoppers of a pick up line! I’ve heard some that were so bad that it was more creepy than anything.

And I’ve heard some that were just bone dry!

But the ones that really got my attention were the funny Christian pick-up line! I mean, come on! If they know enough of the Bible to use the concepts in a joking manner – they can’t be that bad, right?

Related: 31 Prayers for My Future Husband

Here are some of the most hilariously funny Christian pick-up lines that I’ve heard from both men and women as they set about to find a future spouse!

  1. Can you touch me so I can tell my friends and family I was touched by an angel?
  2. Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair!
  3. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
  4. Last night I was reading the Book of Numbers and realized I didn’t have yours!
  5. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside you?
  6. Solomon had so many wives because he never met you!
  7. I know you’ve already invited Jesus into your heart but do you have room for me too?
  8. Are you a Pharisee because you are the fairest one I see!
  9. Charm is deceptive and beauty is deceiving but that verse doesn’t apply to you.
  10. I was going to read Proverbs 31, but I realized I could just study you instead!
  11. I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you!
  12. The Bible says to ‘give a drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry’ – wanna have dinner?
  13. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you!
  14. I put the ‘stud’ in Bible study.
  15. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
  16. Just call me Jonah because I’m going to show you a whale of a time!
  17. When are you gonna invite me to church?
  18. God was just showing off when He made you!
  19. The fact that I met you proves that God loves me!
  20. Girl! Are Joshua from the Israelite Army? Because I’d totally let my walls down for you!
  21. Hey Girl! I’d love to get to know you biblically!
  22. You’re 22? Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now so why don’t you just settle for me?
  23. Me and You … Song of Songs … the remix!
  24. I’m not usually prophetic but I can totally see us together!
  25. I would leave the 99 to come find you!
  26. Is your name Faith? Because you are the substance of things I’ve hoped for!
  27. Am I on the road to Damascus? Because your beauty is blinding!
  28. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Galead.
  29. Bible Gateway happens to be my homepage!
  30. My name is Will, God’s ‘Will” for you!
  31. I would slay two giants for you!
  32. Bathsheba has NOTHING on you Girl!
  33. When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you!
  34. Don’t walk away! You may not think I’m much but Jesus thinks I’m to die for!
  35. Is your name Milk or Honey? Because you seem like something I was promised.
  36. God said to bring all my requests to Him – and here you are!
  37. I need to wander the desert for 40 days and 40 nights because you are so tempting!
  38. What did you give up for Lent? I hope it wasn’t me!
  39. Your spiritual gift must be your looks because it is lifting my spirits!
  40. Is your name Esther because you were chosen for such a time as this!
  41. I can’t perform miracles – I only have enough bread and fish for the 2 of us!
  42. Is your name David because you are a man after my own heart!
  43. Girl, you are like the yeast in my Communion bread!
  44. You make me want to tithe more!
  45. You are the kind of girl who’d make Paul rethink the single life!
  46. Is your name Adam? Because you are the only man in the world to me!
  47. You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you!
  48. Is this the transfiguration because you are glowing!
  49. Let me sell you an indulgence because it is a sin to look as good as you do!
  50. I was reading my Bible and was wondering if you knew what Paul meant when he said to ‘greet one anothe with a Holy kiss’?
  51. I’d part the Red Sea for you!
  52. You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you!
  53. I’m no Joseph so maybe you could help me interpret these dreams I’ve been having about you?
  54. Wanna practice speaking in tongues with me?
  55. It is obvious that you sprouted from the good kind of soil!
  56. You float my ark!
  57. I may not have a job right now and I live with my parents’ basement, but I swear I’m storing up treasure in Heaven and my mansion is going to rock!
  58. You are perfect…except for all the sin.
  59. What is your name and number so I can add you to my Prayer list?
  60. Here is my number. Call me if you need a prayer.
  61. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
  62. What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
  63. I feel God telling me that you should go on a date with me!
  64. Hey look! Matching Bible covers!
  65. Hey Girl! The Bible says to think about what is pure and lovely so I’ve been thinking about you all day!
  66. I feel like the spirit led me straight to you!
  67. Did you come here via the Sea of Galilee? Because you are the only gal I see!
  68. You must be a Bible verse because I can’t stop memorizing you!
  69. In case you didn’t notice…when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering!
  70. I would gladly sleep at your feet!
  71. God must have created you on a Saturday because He needed Sunday to rest!
  72. On first dates, I always take girls to get barbeque ribs. It feels most biblical considering they came from one!

Are you laughing so hard that you are in tears? You should be!

These are some of the most hilarious, and let’s be honest, cheesy pickup lines the people use when trying to get someone to go on a date with them!

Two character traits that go well together are being a man or woman of God and having a sense of humor. Use these funny Christian pickup lines and you should have no problem getting your crush to want to spend more time with you!

For even more laughs, be sure to also read these 26 Hilariously Funny Bible Verses!

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